Global warming is coming! I hope you're ready for an early beach season... |
Yes, the evidence is pretty solid.
Yes, the effects could be large.
But who says it'll be bad? I, for one, like warm weather. Sure, the oceans will get a little higher. People can move. Sure, there may be a few more hurricanes. That's why someone invented hurricane windows.
Since when have we been unable to cope with a little change in the weather?
I, along with 80% of the rest of the world (according to a study that I just made up), don't want to waste what little time we have trying to solve problems that don't even exist yet. I am quite confident that polar bears won't go extinct anytime soon; so, everyone, lighten up a little will ya'?