|Global warming is coming!|
I hope you're ready for an early beach season...
Yes, the evidence is pretty solid.
Yes, the effects could be large.
But who says it'll be bad? I, for one, like warm weather. Sure, the oceans will get a little higher. People can move. Sure, there may be a few more hurricanes. That's why someone invented hurricane windows.
Since when have we been unable to cope with a little change in the weather?
I, along with 80% of the rest of the world (according to a study that I just made up), don't want to waste what little time we have trying to solve problems that don't even exist yet. I am quite confident that polar bears won't go extinct anytime soon; so, everyone, lighten up a little will ya'?